Terms of Use
We're willing to bet that you've never read an entire Terms of Use document for any website, ever. Seriously, have you ever read one all the way through? If you have, respect. We don't read them and, as you may have guessed, someone is making us write this one, but we must warn you: Just because you can read it doesn't mean that it isn't legal.
But enough chit chat.
MMO Social Network General Terms of Use
By using the MMO Social Network site, you are agreeing to play by our rules, which will govern your use of MMO Social Network on what some Senators describe as "a series of tubes," or what we just call "the web." If you don't agree with these rules, we're sorry to say that you have to leave now.
Still here? Then you get to stay and play—after you read the rules, of course. Before we start, we must mention that we get to change these rules whenever we like. But don't worry—we'll let you know so you can decide if you want to keep playing.
